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(no subject) [Jun. 28th, 2006|03:44 pm]
Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston.
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(no subject) [Mar. 12th, 2006|12:19 am]
Brian Peterson ariives home, after a long day of work (he's manager at Best Buy, but he spends most of his time playing video games instead of helping customers.) Brian still lives at home with Mom and Pop Peterson, and is greetd at the door by Danny. "Shh, don't wake up mom and dad" Brian tells Danny. He runs upstairs to his room, removes his work clothes (khaki pants, white t-shirt, and red tie), and climbs into bed, only to find Mickey Mouse naked, and waiting for Big Stud Peterson. Brian slides down his white tighties and cuddles up with Mickey. They spoon for a little while (Mickey's arm swung over Brian's shoulder), then spring into 69. Brian lies on his back while Mickey sits on top of Brian's chest, with his ass in Brian's face. Brian begins salivating at the thought of Mickey shitting all over Brian's face. Brian begins fingering Mickey's asshole, to the point where Mickey's hole was big enough to fit a baseball. Due to this massive hole, it gave way for Mickey's shit to escape, and empty out on Brian's face. All the while, Mickey was working on Brian, by taking Brian's penis into his mouth. Mickey's whiskers tickled Brian's balls while he slowly moved his tongue up and down Brian's shaft. Brian cums all over Mickey's big black ears, and gets entangled and stuck in his fur. This is when Daisy Dukes (not the Jessica Simpson Dasity Duke from the new smash hit release "The Dukes of Hazzrd" starring Johnny Knowvile of Jackass fame and Sean William Scott, but the Daisy Duke form the orignal Dukes of Hazzrd television show) struts into the room, covered in Thousand Island dressing and carrying a macock (monkey) under her shoulders. Now, Daisy Duke was suffering from a weird disease that had mutated her neck, and made it resemble a giraffe's neck. She hits her head on the door on the way in, stumbles over and lands on Mickey Mouse and Brian. She stands back up, with Brian and Mickey continuing to 69, but are wrapped around the side of Daisy's neck. Danny runs into the room to find out what all the commotion was. Danny then proceeds to lick his balls and go back to sleep. Brian's house then explodes from the inside out because Father Peterson lit a match in the living room to smoke out of his corn cob pipe, and Mother Peterson left the stove on. The end.
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The Most Offensive Joke Ever! "The Aristocrats!!!" [Jul. 10th, 2005|03:08 am]
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The family all gathers around a large black box and begins to disrobe. The father takes a Ginsu steak knife out of the box, walks over to the son, and proceeds cutting around the base of his penis, eventually pulling the skin off like a condom made of flesh. The son collapses to the ground screaming, his cock a red, wet stump. The daughter and mother fall to their knees and begin licking the bloody stump while thrusting their fingers in and out of their pussies so fast that they build up a froth. The dog comes around behind them and starts lapping the froth off their pussies, then takes turns fucking them in the ass. The father blows his nose into his son's dickskin, then wraps it over his own cock and jerks off into it. The daughter bites off the son's bloody dick-stump, French-kisses her mother, and they pass it back and forth between their mouths, then feed it to the dog while shitting and pissing all over it. The father finishes jerking off, then takes a long hard shit into the snot-and-cum-filled dickskin, then ties it at the bottom and uses it as a dildo to fuck the mother while the daughter sucks his blood-smeared cock. Then the mother pulls a breast pump from the box and pumps her breasts until she is able to spray warm milk from both nipples into the bullseye of the father's hair shit matted asshole. Attracted to the aroma of warm tit milk and dingleberry the dog quickly mounts father, ramming his massive canine cock into his master's forbidden love canal, shredding anus muscle and rupturing blood vessels. Then the father comes in the daughter's face with such force that causes him to shit while fucking her with the dickskin dildo, squeezing his shit out the end of it like toothpaste. The daughter queefs out the shit and froth and smears it on the the son's face as his father rams his pulsating cock into his mouth. The son, still screaming in pain after getting his dick severed, bites his father's penis, leaving nothing but a bloody stump from which both blood and cum erupt on the shit on the boy's face and into his eyes, causing temporary blindness. As the son gasps in surprise, the boy sucks his father's amputated cock down his windpipe and suffocates to death, all the while clawing at his throat with hands covered in shit from his mother and sister. Mother, unable bear the sight of this horror, rips out her eyeballs and shoving one up her cunt and the other up her asshole. Sister then cuts off her dead brother's blood and shit covered testicles and places each snuggly into the bloody orifice of her mother's empty eye sockets. The father, after getting ass-fucked by the dead turns around and cuts off its head with the knife, throwing up on the rest of the family while fucking the dog's severed head.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"
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(no subject) [Jul. 5th, 2005|11:22 pm]
D8ufwg67 [11:11 P.M.]: Brian, the people want to know: What did you have to eat for dinner?
Derangedbp [11:11 P.M.]: Dear People, You're all hot. Your dear friend, Brian.
Derangedbp [11:12 P.M.]: ha! but seriously folks.
Derangedbp [11:12 P.M.]: Mastacholli (That's not how you spell it, but that's how it sounds out to be )
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Zack Verneau [Jun. 6th, 2005|09:44 pm]
Zack Verneau can eat shit for all I care.
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(no subject) [May. 13th, 2005|08:52 pm]
Suspended for 4 days. See ya thursday, guys.
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(no subject) [May. 12th, 2005|08:22 pm]
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(no subject) [May. 12th, 2005|08:19 pm]
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(no subject) [Mar. 7th, 2005|09:21 pm]
Fuck this shit. See ya.
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(no subject) [Feb. 18th, 2005|03:38 pm]
[mood | silly]

Zack Verneau is wearing a tuxedo at: 3:37 PM on Friday, February, 18, 2005. Katie Gorman is wearing the same. Yvonne Gorman, on the other hand, isn't wearing anything. Patrick Gorman is wearing a "big hat." Dog Gorman is wearin' a freakin' collar!!!!!!!!
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QUIZ TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Jan. 9th, 2005|01:27 am]
1. Who are you?

2. Are we friends?

3. When and how did we meet?

4. How have I affected you?

5. What do you think of me?

6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?

7. How long do you think we will be friends?

8. Do you love me?

9. Do you have a crush on me?

10. Would you kiss me?

11. Would you hug me?

12. Physically, what stands out?

13. Emotionally, what stands out?

14. Do you wish I was cooler?

15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?

16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.

17. Am I loveable?

18. How long have you known me?

19. Describe me in one word.

20. What was your first impression?

21. Do you still think that way about me now?

22. What do you think my weakness is?

23. Do you think I'll get married?

24. What makes me happy?

25. What makes me sad?

26. What reminds you of me?

27. If you could give me anything what would it be?

28. How well do you know me?

29. When's the last time you saw me?

30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

31. Do you think I could kill someone?

32. Have we ever had sex?

33. Do you miss me?

34. Do you think i miss you?
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(no subject) [Dec. 14th, 2004|08:47 pm]

How Good are you at Certain Things?
Name
Age
Favorite Color
Nickname
Sex - 92%
Romance - 23%
Self - Control - 4%
Kissing - 66%
Cuddling - 87%
Kinkiness - 41%
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92....Hellz Yeah :-)
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(no subject) [Oct. 10th, 2004|01:47 pm]
Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia
Name:
Favorite Food:
Wants to Bang you:
This many times:160
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(no subject) [Aug. 30th, 2004|07:25 pm]
nahafka [7:22 PM]: I realized, that I don't really like school
Rhinoman408 [7:22 PM]: Ha, who does?
nahafka [7:22 PM]: hot topic shoppers
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